One reason not to live in the country

I live in a very rural area in South West Virginia, NOT West Virginia, SW Virginia. On most days I would say there is a big difference (No offense WV residents), but today I do not know if I can ever say that again. I come home at noon to grab some lunch and I see this white thing laying in my driveway. Knowing I didn’t leave anything white on the roof I get out to examine this object. To my discust I find that someone drove down my driveway and took a SHIT in the middle of it. You heard me right, someone took a shit in my driveway. Granted it is not paved or anything special and hell if someone has to go then by all means use the outdoors, but did you have to leave a PILE of paper towel covered in POO in the middle of my driveway.

The way people are in this county it would not suprise me if someone who disliked me thought it would be a good way to stick it to me. That also deminstrates the intelligence of the people in this county. OOOO you poo’d 50 yards from the entrance of my 4/10ths of mile long driveway that will teach me. Please… piss off and find a new hobby.

I hope I catch someone doing it one day, not that I want to see anyone taking a crap, but anyone that would do something like that deserves to be embarrassed.

Another thing that makes it bad is on the left side of my driveway is a area that would have been better suited for such activities and I never would have noticed. It is a brushy area with trees and plenty of cover, but if your IQ is < 50 you may already have a hard enough time remembering how to wipe.